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StevenSeagalBlackPuddings StevenSeagalBlackPuddings

Rated 0 / 5 stars

That voice sounds more like seagal than his dubbed over voice



Monsterclock 2: Monsterwatch Monsterclock 2: Monsterwatch

Rated 4 / 5 stars

At last you've done something with your life. Surprisingly good.


Simius responds:

Sorry for the late response.


Doctors of a Democracy Doctors of a Democracy

Rated 0 / 5 stars

The only thing worse than the animation is the voice acting.

A new low.


Simius responds:

Sorry for wasting your time.


Mr.Unlucky - Zombie Apocalypse. Episode 2 Mr.Unlucky - Zombie Apocalypse. Episode 2

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Strong in body, weak in spirit


AnnasArt responds:

Balanced response! :) Yeah this is my second animation I have ever made so :)


Game Grumps Animated - Stadium Game Grumps Animated - Stadium

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

watched it without sound and didn't understand it



How to make friends How to make friends

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Pros: 0

Cons: Everything


Simius responds:

Thanks! You're reviews are really clear and helpful as always! Don't forget to rate my other movies and to see a doctor!


Tim & Toby - Episode 1 - GET OUT Tim & Toby - Episode 1 - GET OUT

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

No episode 2.



Three Not-So-Blind Mice Three Not-So-Blind Mice

Rated 5 / 5 stars

why is mario bald?

compelling climax


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KingJoseph6 responds:

All that exercise and jumping gave him cancer. Sad story I know.


Five nights at Treasurers Island Trailer(Minecraft) Five nights at Treasurers Island Trailer(Minecraft)

Rated 0 / 5 stars

yawn



Reformation of the Body of Christ Reformation of the Body of Christ

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I'm watching 4 movies at once and this is the worst one


Simius responds:

I'm so sorry for wasting your time. I really feel like a bad person now. I should, of course, never have posted such an atrocity, but I'm in it too far now; I cannot go back. :'(

I really respect you as a person, because you have the magical ability to explain how bad my movie is without really explaining how bad it is. You said nothing whatsoever about my movie, but I still know exactly what you didn't like about it. It might be some kind of telepathy.

I also checked out your movies. They are utterly terrific! I suppose they have some deep philosophical meaning hidden in them, because they are random. And random usually equals art, but that is only art that I, with my limited art conceptions, can't really understand. I can however, without understanding it, have great respect for you as an artist, but I also think that you should visit a doctor.